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sotightandshiny: uselessgirlrage: “Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become

spertn: stewmanchoo: this should be called, “Oh Shit!” Funny!!!!! Who hasn’t had that happen to them? The funny thing about it for me is that being surprised like that usually make me go ahead and cum. It’s real hard to act like you were not

Have you ever feel THOSE types of feelings that cater and feed the OTHER side of you…. The side that wants to be a REAL wild woman and do naughty girl things ? When you feel that… what exactly happens for you?

spertn: stewmanchoo: this should be called, “Oh Shit!” Funny!!!!! Who hasn’t had that happen to them? The funny thing about it for me is that being surprised like that usually make me go ahead and cum. It’s real hard to act like you were not

stewmanchoo: this should be called, “Oh Shit!” Funny!!!!! Who hasn’t had that happen to them? The funny thing about it for me is that being surprised like that usually make me go ahead and cum. It’s real hard to act like you were not

pickledberry: Hey guys!!! It’s finally happening, I’m gonna move out real soon, in about a week (at least that’s the plan) but before I do that, I need some more money in my wallet because this shit’s not cheap and to make things worse for my

the-truth-within-the-lie:stlamb:“too much love” - photo sequence by katja kemnitz “Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with,

lustandgunsmoke: “‘Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you…’ ‘Does it hurt?’ asked the Rabbit. ‘Sometimes,’ said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. ‘When you are Real, you

dorkly: Videogames Are To Blame For Every Bad Thing That Has Ever Happened Now I’m even less interested in that Animal Crossing game. That’s too depressing and real for me. I play videogames to escape reality, NOT be reminded of it.

dorkly: Jedi Training “Well, at least now I don’t have to tell him that thing about his dad…” If only this would’ve happened for real. Fuck, I hate Luke so much.

thatmotherfuckingcat: jeminy3: this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef reblogging for tbpnemo

toktopus-art: loved this very real wayne and eddie reunion scene that definitely happened.(commission for @/patterns_colors_flowers on instagram!)

ludakristen:kims-possible:ludakristen:*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggoOk so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime

Wait, they’re turtles that talk like teenagers and they know karate and now they’re playing saxophones and singing about pizzas? - Mom

nessacity: 🎈💗 I’d like to thank this little pink pony for reminding me that things don’t always suck as much as they seem to. Was having a real terrible day for a million reasons, and just so happened to check on an old fanfic I’d looked

xeppeli: shitpostbot on twitter is like boring 90% of the time but sometimes it happens to generate things like that and i think it’s worth following it for those real sluggers

templeofcum: USE A FAG NOT A FLESHLIGHTI’m not against jacking off. Nor am I against hot jack-off tools like Fleshlights.BUT … I happen to have so much respect for Cock and Cum and real men that I think their Cocks deserve to use the real thing,

archiecomics: Yes, ARCHIE VS. SHARKNADO is a totally real thing that is actually happening in the real world on the planet Earth in the year 2015. Here’s Robert Hack’s awesome variant cover for the one-shot comic. More info at THR: HEAT VISION

the-devils-lettuce replied to your post:lets skype while i take bong rips in my underwear… aw I would totally skype you and hit my bong in my undies while drinking chai tea, but I’m at work :( yo, this is a thing that should happen for real tho.

a-horrible-way-to-dan: Why don’t we just… wait here for a little while… see what happens? The Thing (1982) - Dir: John Carpenter

The good thing about being trans is that all possibilities for a positive and good life is gone from the start, so no real need to worry about something bad happening in life. It’ll never get much better or worse anyways.

amaranthdesires:The good thing about being trans is that all possibilities for a positive and good life is gone from the start, so no real need to worry about something bad happening in life. It’ll never get much better or worse anyways.

amaranthdesires:yes but how do I politely ask a femme to put me on a leash… For real tho all I know is if I ask the only thing that can happen is thell never talk with me again

nixx-stuff: For all sissies, sucking other people’s raw cocks, swallowing real hot sperms, drinking hot pee, get slapped, spanked, pinched, kicked and fucked hard is inevitable. All these things will happen to any sissy. It’s not that people don’t

simonalkenmayer: breanieswordvomit: foulmouthedliberty: srsfunny: Two Teddy Bears, Many Years Later “Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not

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